14th FD: Opening Program

As all programs go around here, this one started with the entrance of colors, and an apocalyptic fit from Commandant Duarte. It is quite entertaining to watch Generallismo Cerla stomp her foot in vexation as her Cadet/Cadette Officers stomped their way into the stage. "They are not supposed to make a sound when they march, AY AMBOT NA LANG AH!!!... Sa imo bi to?" she asked. Uh-huh.

It turns out that this was just the calm before the storm. For the recent years past the Student Alliance has invited several food concessionaires (is this the correct spelling?, whatever) to sell doughnuts, junkfood (chicken, fries, burgers etc.) and drinks and these food stalls are right behind the audience in our partially covered gym. Nothing wrong with this since the SA gets a cut of the profits but imagine you're Varsolo giving your speech and you could clearly see your audience lining up for jollibee, dunkin donuts and thirsty. Good thing it didn't happen since it was Mr Cerbo's turn to blow a fuse. It was a terrifying sight to see his brows could actually darken than his very dark complexion, but darken it did and boy was it darker than the dark storm the humans unleashed against the machines that forever blighted out the sun in the animatrix. "Ginghambalan na gid sila na hindi anay magbilagya samtang may program pa pro. GAHULAT SILA SIGURO NA MASING-ALAN AY!!!
**%$@# *&#$*$ ..." Well, that straightened them out. I've never seen students control their appetites with so much determination while the aroma of chicken joy wafts in their noses. But then again, one look at Mr. Cerbo's glowering face and its enough to ruin your appetite.

Now to Varsolo's speech... Wait, i dont think this is the proper post to print his inspiring speech since this is clearly an uninspired work. til next time then, those were the highlights of the program. If you missed them, you clearly missed one half of your life, like the half you missed when you were not able to watch the titanic, and then that other half you missed when you missed superman returns, and then that half you missed... boy you're so dead!